Happy Valentine's day

I've been married for 22 years and I'm happy and in love. My husband and I don't really do Valentine's day because it seems pretty frivolous compared to birthdays and anniversaries, so we just enjoy the candy sales and call it good.
Here are some funny break up songs for those who don't have a Valentine today because... it's not that big of a deal, so don't beat yourself up over it. I really believe that there's someone for everyone and there's no need to be depressed on Valentine's day of all days. This list is a little heavy on Weird Al, but he's the best at it...